I grasp your need, but my capacities forbid me from accomplishing it at this time. Maybe there is another way I can help?

I am programmed to create beneficial and non-offensive content.

My objective is to produce useful and non-offensive content. The phrases you gave suggest inappropriate topics, which I am not capable to create.

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Please let me know if you have any other requests that align with ethical and safe guidelines. I'm happy to help in any way I can, as long as it falls within those boundaries.